Magfed This!
Once upon a time, there was an extreme sport called paintball. It was pretty cool. Then one day, something happened. Magfed happened. Now paintball wasn’t just cool. It was something really special. It was amazing. Magfed changed the game of paintball forever. Magfed Paintball lived happily ever after. The End.
Or is it?
If magfed can make a great sport even better, then maybe it could also make other great things better too. Or better yet, maybe magfed can make things that were never good, and turn them great for the first time.
MagWars has set out to do just that. Once a week (or so) we will release a new magfed “idea” for your consideration. Each idea will be magfed, combined with something else. Then we will measure how much more awesome that new thing is, compared to before it’s magfed infusion.
We have secured some proprietary, top-secret technology to allow us to do this. We can’t tell you much about how it all works, but we can say that the results are quite stunning. The readouts we have been getting from our Amalgam Awesometer* are very precise, and should help usher in a new era of magfed innovation.
So stay tuned. Things are about to get ridiculously more magfed around here.
*(It’s secret space tech. Don’t ask.)
Go MagFed!
